When the Roof’s Gone but the Seller Still Wants $15K Down

Every Friday, we take a brutally honest (and slightly unhinged) look at the real estate market. Some listings are wild, overpriced, or barely standing — and yet, sellers keep asking for top dollar.

Here’s a peek into this week’s Finance Friday, where logic checks out and so do the ceilings:

✅ “When the house has no roof… but the seller wants $15K in earnest $$.”
✅ “But don’t worry — the mildew comes free.”
✅ “Sure, the ceiling’s on the floor… but it’s ‘charming.’”
✅ “Seller disclosure: Yes, the rats are included.”
✅ “Because who doesn’t want to finance a tarp with character?”
✅ “Plumbing’s gone, but it’s listed as ‘open concept.’”
✅ “Caution tape was used as staging.”

But behind the laughs is a serious mission:
Helping you navigate the financials — even when the roof is optional.

I work with first-time buyers, savvy investors, and everyone in between. Whether you’re looking to dodge disaster homes or snag a great deal before someone else does — let’s talk.